Psychology of Jokes
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Psychology Jokes
Research showed that laughter can lower blood pressure, reduce stress hormones, increase muscle flexion, and boost immune function. Laughter also produces a general sense of well-being by triggering the release of endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers. Laughter is inexpensive, risk-free, and available anytime and anywhere, so there is little reason not to start practicing humor therapy.
Coping with depression is not easy. Depression is not a joke. But one can overcome depression through laughter. Spread the joy! Send this jokes to all your friends! Laughter is contageous; make someone smile today!
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